Tribes Ascend!

Have you heard of Tribes Ascend? No? *Gasp* How is that possible! Tribes Ascend is still in Beta but it looks really, really cool! It is an FPS based around momentum and “skiing”. There are two tribes, Diamond Sword and Blood Eagle. There are currently 15 classes to play. They can be unlocked by either paying money or playing the game for an unspecified amount of time. You can pre-order for 29.99. The pre-order includes: 3000 Tribes gold, 30 day booster, lifetime VIP status and access to the Beta. I’m thinking of getting it!

I don’t know much else right now but will keep you informed!

Edited By: Charlie and Jack

Terraria… Again!

Hey guys! I’m playing Terraria again! I’m playing it because a HUGE update is coming out today apparently. There will be 26 new monsters, 222 new items, 21 armor sets, backgrounds, 4 new bosses and more! I think… It looks EPIC! I used to have hellstone armor but then my dad wiped our computers memory because it had 300 mb of data left. So I’m starting over.

I can’t wait!

Edited By: Jack and Charlie

Paradox?

Do you know about paradox? The brain boggling puzzles?

Like if you were dreaming, and in the dream you are watching yourself dreaming the dream where your watching your self dream the dream where your watching yourself dream the dream where your watching yourself dream?

Here are some fun paradoxes.

What if you put a camera behind you while watching a screen that displays what the camera sees and the camera sees the screen displaying what the camera sees.

Two mirrors are facing eachother, one reflects the other, which is reflecting the other reflecting the other which is reflecting the other…

Do you know any paradoxes?

 

 

 

Bumblebee Cat

My mom, my brother,  and I filmed my cat in a bumblebee suit. Then we uploaded it to YouTube.

I was really, really surprised how many views it got. It got 29 000 views in 11 days! YouTube even offered a partnership with us! They said they would pay us $2.50 every 1000 views if we put advertisements on the video. We agreed but they haven’t gotten back to us yet. It has around 60 000 views now!

The suit is black and yellow with ear holes on the head and a bright yellow pompom on top. It has two Velcro straps to secure the kitteh and two yellow wings on the back. My cat’s name is Lynx, but I always call him Mr. Wynx. :p

When we were putting it on him he struggled a lot but we eventually got it on him, once we got it on though he gave us a suffering look then when he saw there was no pity in our eyes he took it philosophically.

The video  got on MSN news, Catsperella (which is a cat fashion site) and about ten other sites. It was also on MTV! Take a look and tell me what you think!

Minecraft…

Hey guys, I am asking your opinions on whether or not I should continue doing Minecraft posts now that there are not going to be any updates. Should I give up on Minecraft posts? Or should I show you screenshots of my world and what I am doing?

Please comment and tell me what you think, Max

 

Team Fortress 2

 

Hey guys, lately I’ve been playing a game called Team Fortress 2. It is a FPS (First Person Shooter) made by Valve and included in the Orange Box game set.

Team Fortress 2 is about two companies that secretly control every government on the planet and are fighting for dominance. The first team is RED which stands for Reliable Excavation & Demolition. The second team is BLU which stands for Builders League United. Anyways, BLU is always the attacking side and RED always defends.

At first TF (Team Fortress) aimed to be as realistic as possible but in 2008 after a year from the release of Team Fortress 2, Valve decided to make the characters more cartoon like. Then Valve added 9 different classes for you to be.

The Offense Classes

There are three offense classes found in TF2, the Scout, the Soldier and the Pyro.

The Scout is a cocky teenager from Boston and enjoys antagonizing his foes. He has a shotgun for close range, a pistol or a variety of drinks (including milk) as a secondary and numerous bats as a melee. He runs the fastest out of all the classes and can double or triple jump depending on the bat he carries. Although, he is has a very low health of 125.

Next is the Soldier, the Soldier is a stereotypical American General and carries a rocket launcher as a primary. As a secondary he has a shotgun or various kinds of military bugles. As a melee he has a shovel or a pickax but can also carry a sword. He has the third/second highest health in the game with 200 health.

The last offense class is the Pyro. He/she is of unknown gender and carries a flamethrower as a primary, hence the name Pyro. As a secondary the Pyro carries a shotgun or a flare gun. As a melee the Pyro carries a variety of things from fire axes to garden rakes to sledgehammers. He/she has a medium amount of health with 175.

Defense

There are again, three defensive classes found in TF2. The Demoman, the Heavy and the Engineer.

The Demoman is a “black Scottish Cyclops”. He is called this because he is black, he is from Scotland and he has one eye, the other got blown out while the Demoman was fiddling with explosives. He is a master at indirect combat. For a Primary he has a Grenade Launcher, for a Secondary he has a Sticky Bomb Launcher or a shield and he has a bottle or numerous swords for a melee. He has 175 health normally but can have 200 with the help of an item.

The Heavy is a Russian with the muscular build of a bear. He would look very formidable except for the fact he has disproportionately small legs. For a Primary he has a huge minigun, he commonly refers to it as “Sasha”. For a secondary he either has a shotgun or a sandwich. As a melee weapon he uses his massive fists. He has the most health in the game, with 300 health.

The last defensive class is the Engineer. He is from Texas USA. For a Primary he has a shotgun. For a Secondary he has a pistol or a remote control. For a melee he uses a wrench. He is an essential defensive class, as he can build automated sentry guns, teleporters and ammo and health dispensers. He has 125 health.

Support

There are three support classes in TF2. The Medic, the Spy and the Sniper.

The Medic is a medical student from Germany, he likes maiming his enemies more than healing his teammates, but he says “If I heal them, they can kill people!”. He is essential in offense and defense, as he can “Ubercharge” his teammates so they are immune to damage or have a 100% chance of crits. He has a Syringe Gun as a Primary and has his Ubergun as a secondary. He uses an amputating saw as a melee. The Ubergun can also buff teammates to 150% health! This makes it so if a Medic buffs a heavy, the heavy will have 450 health! He has 150 health.

The spy is a suave Frenchman that is an expert at espionage. He can turn invisible, diguise as enemies, sap enemy sentries and instantly kill enemies by stabbing them in the back with his knife. He uses a revolver to pick off weak targets. He has 125 health but his health can get decreased to 60 from a certain type of knife.

The Sniper predictably, has a sniper rifle. He is from Australia and has trouble convincing his parents to let him snipe from the house. If you headshot someone, it multiplies the damage of that shot by 3! You can charge up your shots by remaining zoomed in. If you charge a shot up fully and headshot someone it does 450 damage! He has 125 health.

What are your opinions on TF2?

Edited By: Jared and Jack

Image Credit To: Crypticommonicon

Me As A Reader (Part Two)

 

Hello! This is John from Creativity R Us TV! This new book The Frozen Menace by Markus Toejam has captured children’s interest from all over the world! It has made them shiver, it has made them smile, and it certainly has made them buy it. It is about mysterious alien lifeforms found in the ice of Antartica in the future.

Do what many kids have done already, buy it!

Monsters…

     I gasped life-giving air  to my lungs. “Where am I?” I croaked. “Why do I sound so weird?”I looked around, my vision suddenly swayed. “What the…” My vision was constantly swinging. I reached up with a foot and found that my eyes were on stalks! “What happened!?” I yelled. “Where’s my house!?”. “I need to get out of here”
     I started towards the edge of the white. I heard an unearthly shriek. I looked up, steadying my wavering vision. A giant pale face looked down, the eyes as large as my legs. It was yelling something over and over again. I knew I should understand it as it was English but I could not. I used to understand as a human, but that was before the accident…
     It tried to swat me off the page like an insignificant bug, but I jumped with unnatural power across the white all the way to the brown! I looked at my new surroundings.
     “Hey, this is a desk! I’m in a classroom!” I said with delight. I jumped again, this time jumping farther than before and getting to the edge of the desk.
“Wait a second…The white must be paper!” I yelled. “Wait…” I said, suspicious. “I awoke on that paper and I remember nothing in between my last life and this. So that human must have created me,” I said with growing horror. I looked at my body, seeing nothing different other than six legs and the fact I was made of ink and looked back.I did a double take, and screamed. My body was black and looked like a river was constantly flowing over it, distorting it horribly.
     “I have six legs!” I screamed. “I’m a bug!” I started whimpering, “How could this happen?” I moaned. “Help me!” I yelled at the human desperately. It looked like the human was holding a net wrapped around a stick. A dim memory surfaced, already fading into nothing. I grasped it, and it flooded into my consciousness. The net was a fly swatter!
     “No!” I shrieked. I hurled myself off the desk, and into open space. I squeezed my eyes shut, not wanting to see my death on the concrete below.
   I landed, feeling no shock at all! I scuttled into the safety of a huge black cart. The silly humans looked about in confusion, not understanding what just happened. “Stupid, stupid humans!” I hissed. “Always trying to destroy something new!” I hid in fear, hoping against hope that the humans wouldn’t find me. I jerked back, surprised. I was already thinking about humans as if I wasn’t one! “But I’m not a human…” I whispered, depressed.
The day went on and eventually the humans left. “I’m free!” I crowed jubilantly
     “I can do anything!” I then proceeded to strut about the classroom, exploring. I poked my eyes underneath cracks and leaped atop desks. “This is better than being a human!” I said with surprise.
Then I saw them… rows upon rows of the sheets, all with fellow beings trapped inside!
     “I’ll free you” I yelled jumping to the first one. I attached my handy six legs to the corners of the sheet and pulled. I pulled with all my massive strength and the cover exploded off.
     The monster shook itself and stood up. Its massive bulk loomed before me. “You’re massive” I said in awe.
     “Hell, yeah I am,” it said in a gravely voice.
     “You can talk!” I said in surprise.
     “Yes, I can” the monster said, bemused.
     “But you’re a monster!” I protested.
     “Unless something else happens right now to change it, you are too” the monster said.
     I sat down, utterly defeated. “I forgot” I said lamely. “I used to be a human you know, my name was Gareth…” I whispered.
     “I used to be a human too, I was a farmer!” The monster said proudly “Oh yeah, my name’s John,” he said as an afterthought.
     “Hmmm…” I murmured, troubled. “Some thing’s going on here”All these monsters used to be humans and now we all suddenly awoke here as figures of children’s imagination”.
     “There sure is something fishy ‘bout this” John said. I jumped up to the window in the corner of the classroom, I saw cars zooming by.
     “We’ve got to get out of here” I said…

To be continued…

Worst Movie Ever!

The worst movie ever is “Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus” Yes, even worse than Speed 2! *Gasp*

It is the present day and two prehistoric animals have woken up and broken out of their icy prisons to resume their fight to the death!

Here comes the completely necessary rant! Uh Oh! This movie is horrible! It was actually painful watching it. Quick, all mothers cover your kid’s eyes! Don’t let them see this monstrosity! The special effects are HORRIBLE! The octopus looks like Playdoh and when the shark somehow jumps 30 000 feet and snatches a plane moving at 500km/h out of the air it looks like a cardboard shark on some fishing line biting a plane cut-out. The characters have plastic personalities and they reuse the same clips over and over again. This movie makes me cry. Wow, that felt good to let out.

Although it makes me appreciate good movies like The Lord Of The Rings and Star Wars.

Even worse is, there is “Mega Shark VS Crocosaurus”, the shark survives the previous fight and is back for more! This time it is fighting a genetically modified crocodile, same thing as the first one but with way better special effects. Never, ever, ever watch this movie unless you want to see an example of what not to make a movie.

Have a nice day.

Oh Noes!

Edited By: Jack and Jordan

Another Minecraft Post!?

Hahaha! I will bury you with posts! I have yet another Minecraft 1.9 post. This will be shorter, but it will be about enchanting items. To find out how to make your own enchanting table, click here  Once placed, the table will look like this.

The enchantment table will allow you to use your hard earned XP levels to enchant items with different properties. For example, with a XP level of 13, you can enchant boots with fire resistant properties. To gain XP levels, just kill monsters or animals. Normally, the words telling you what the enchantment you will give the item are in gibberish. To turn the gibberish into English, just click here and follow the instructions. Enchantments allow you to defeat Enderdragons. I think the enchantment is called “dragon slaying”. Enchantments can make your armor more powerful, your sword catch enemies on fire and other useful things.

When you surround the enchantment table with book shelves, it will absorb knowledge from them and will allow you to utilize more powerful upgrades. Hopefully this will be the last Minecraft 1.9 post I do. I’m getting tired of 1.9…

Edited By: Jordan and Jack

Image Credit to: The Minecraft Wiki

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