Worst Movie Ever!
The worst movie ever is “Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus” Yes, even worse than Speed 2! *Gasp*
It is the present day and two prehistoric animals have woken up and broken out of their icy prisons to resume their fight to the death!
Here comes the completely necessary rant! Uh Oh! This movie is horrible! It was actually painful watching it. Quick, all mothers cover your kid’s eyes! Don’t let them see this monstrosity! The special effects are HORRIBLE! The octopus looks like Playdoh and when the shark somehow jumps 30 000 feet and snatches a plane moving at 500km/h out of the air it looks like a cardboard shark on some fishing line biting a plane cut-out. The characters have plastic personalities and they reuse the same clips over and over again. This movie makes me cry. Wow, that felt good to let out.
Although it makes me appreciate good movies like The Lord Of The Rings and Star Wars.
Even worse is, there is “Mega Shark VS Crocosaurus”, the shark survives the previous fight and is back for more! This time it is fighting a genetically modified crocodile, same thing as the first one but with way better special effects. Never, ever, ever watch this movie unless you want to see an example of what not to make a movie.
Have a nice day.
Oh Noes!
Filed under: Fun, Learning, My Life | Tagged: Giant Octopus, Mega Shark, Movie, speed 2, Star wars
I totally agree that movie sucked also all the giant something vs mega something movies sucked there graphics were horrible and it was so cheesy.
Max,
I appreciate your review, but I have to say that you failed to persuade me not to see it. Your funny descriptions made me laugh, so now I want to see the movie to find out if it is really as bad as you say!
Seriously, though, I think that your review is well done because you give specific examples of what is bad about the movie, like the poor special effects and the “plastic” personalities. (Great term, by the way!)
I’ve included a link to this post in my “blog tour” so my students and others will be visiting your blog.
I hope you’ll write some more reviews – good or bad – because I would enjoy hearing more of your opinions!
Ms. Tatiana
http://www.worldstaracademy.com
Hi Ms. Tatiana! I think that it is good that you will see it. It might convince you to convince others not to see it! I probably will write more reviews but not until I find a movie worth dissing or praising.
What’s the worst movie you have seen?
Bye for now, Max
The worst movie I ever saw was a golf movie with Kevin Costner. I can’t remember the name of it, but it felt like the biggest waste of time of my entire life. All I remember is lots of shots of him with the same exact look on his face and then lots and lots of golfing, which is more boring than watching grass grow. Yuck!
I agree. Golfing is more boring than watching paint dry on a wall. I have tried golfing and I hate it! I always seem to miss the ball and it isn’t very active. All you do is sit there, hit a ball with a club aiming for a hole and go check your results.
Bye for now, Max