There is a forest where every tree has a little door in it. Each leads to a little house where trolls live. Trolls are small, green, hideous creatures that people believe live under bridges. In reality, they live in trees. People think they are fairies! What a disgrace! Fairies! No, they are trolls and proud of their trollness. Trolls mainly eat fairies and spam. SPAM stands for SpacePureedAlienMeat. How do you think they covered up the Roswell Incident? Huh? A troll delicacy are the Tinkerbell species of fairy. NO MORE TINKERBELL FOR YOU!
Do you know what a fractal is? Its called SMART, science+math+art. There are natural fractals and artificial fractals. The most well known fractal is the Sierpinski triangle. The rule for the Sierpinski triangle is, each triangle decreases by 1/2 height and 1/2 width. The interesting thing about the Sierpinski Triangle is that you can keep making smaller and smaller triangles forever and it is self-similar. Which means you can take any segment of the triangle and expand it and it will look exactly the same as the original. Unless you only take part of a triangle.
A Sierpinski triangle in the early stages.
Here is a computer generated fractal from this site.
There are also natural fractals, like ferns. Ferns are fractals because each segment has another little segment on it and that little segment has another, smaller segment on it.
What? Trolled? What is this thing you talk about? Well, the definition of being trolled is…
“a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response” –Wikipedia
Do you get it now? Have you ever been trolled? Here is a little song… Ignore the random music at the end.
You must be wondering “What in the hell is he talking about?” Well, I have something to tell you! My cats are paranormal… Actually, a more accurate word to describe them is THEY ARE REALLY ANNOYING AT NIGHT!
Seriously, they meow and meow and jump on my chest and meow in my face and before we can catch them, they run under my bed. Wow. And then, once we start to go back to sleep, they climb out and meow their little faces off. So we have to outsmart them… What I do is I know that one cat, Minkey is attracted to running water from the tap, once she hears it, she climbs out and jumps into the sink and tries to drink from the tap, then I grab her and put her outside. Another one, Lynx, isn’t that smart so it is fairly easy to catch him, you just be really quiet and once he comes out from under the bed you grab him. Granville is one of the trickiest cats to catch. She meows from underneath the bed! I have to climb underneath the bed and grab her then climb out without her escaping.
Do you have a cat? Do they annoy you at night? How do you outsmart them? Tell me in a comment below!
1. Charlie’s10 Way To Annoy Your Brother post. In this post, there are 10 ways to annoy your younger brother. The strategies range from thumping him on the head to putting slime in his shoe. I can’t utilize most of these on my older brothers unfortunately because if I did, they would probably slam my head against the wall. Comments will be appreciated!
2. Alejandro’s When I’m 65 post, I like it because it provides interesting insight on life. Someone can find out a lot about what the person is like from reading one. Please visit him and leave a comment.
3. Eddie’s20 Questions post, the questions he uses make you think deeply. Please visit him and leave a comment and some encouragement!
Of course you have, a lot of people have. It’s about a monster shark that starts eating people and then it gets blown up by a guy shooting a oil barrel in the sharks mouth, blah blah blah. Its ridiculous.
Then, there is Jaws 2 where the guy in the first movie’s kids get attacked while catamaran sailing, then he kills that giant shark by getting the shark to bite an electric line.
In the third one, it is the guy in the second movies kids as adults and they bring their kids to SeaWorld. Another mega shark smashes the gates down and escapes into the underwater tunnels in SeaWorld. It gets killed by the kid, who pulls a pin on a grenade in the sharks mouth, the grenade got there because a guy tried to kill it with the grenade but got nommed.
Then there is Jaws 4, also known as Jaws REVENGE. In this, the son of the daughter of the son of the first shark is out to kill all of the sons of the sons of the daughters of the first guy that killed the first shark. The girl in the third movie’s husband gets killed by a shark (a mega one obviously) the shark swims past a bunch of swimmers and goes straight for the husband. His wife is convinced that it is trying to kill her family because that one family always kills the mega sharks. You’d think that they wouldn’t go anywhere near water and they would go crazy when they saw a shark. Meh… So she is convinced that if she sacrificed herself to the shark it would leave the rest of her family alone… How would that work? So her kids find out and chase after her with the help of a float plane pilot. They find her and land but the shark bites the floatplanes floats (Derp) and pulls the plane under. The kids swim to the mom and climb into the boat and they make a bomb made of electrical stuff and stuff it in the sharks mouth as it drags one of them underwater… Everyone knows what happens next right? The shark goes boom, shark chunks fly everywhere (mmm… tasty) and the pilot of the floatplane somehow survives. Wow. Poor shark.